Lonnie’s Predictions for 2019
On one of the other websites I owned, I used to predict what I expected to happen worldwide at the end of the year. Many times I’ve been 80% or higher, but there was one year that I was only about 20%. I make these predictions just based on gut feeling and please don’t be offended by anything I might write. I do consider myself psychic sensitive if you know what that means but placing any prediction is like trying to follow a spiderweb. Many different things can change any predicted outcome.
- Donald Trump will give up on getting his wall built and move on to just placing troops at the border.
- Due to reasonable doubt, nothing will come of the Trump probe, and he will go on a massive tweeting spree touting his vindication.
- Donald Trump will push for the legalization of marijuana and use its tax proceeds along with the proceeds from a few other progressive law changes to entirely eliminate the United States debt before 2020.
- Joe Biden will announce he is running for president, but some scandal from his past will kill any chances of him winning the presidency.
- Charges will be brought against the Clinton Foundation along with the entire family for various money laundering and pay to play schemes.
- The New England Patriots will win the Super Bowl, and Tom Brady will retire shortly thereafter.
- It will be discovered that the NFL fund for former players with neurocognitive damage has been looted and over one-third of the money has been somehow embezzled.
- The Houston Astros will win the World Series.
- Lebron James will abruptly retire.
- The NBA will face a steroid scandal along with point-fixing scandal before the end of the year.
- Julian Assange – Assassination
- Queen Elizabeth II – Heart failure
- Elon Musk – Suspicious Death
- Kirk Douglas – Natural Causes
- Bob Dole – Natural Causes
- Bill Cosby – Suicide
- Lil Wayne – Suspicious Death
- Ron Jeremy – Heart Attack
- Regis Philbin – Natural Causes
- 6ix9ine – Gang Shooting
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg – Surgery Complications
- Ozzy Osbourne – Heart Attack
- Kanye West – Overdose/Suspicious Death
- Charlie Sheen – The Flu
- Richard Simmons – Surgery Complications
- Dennis Rodman – Plane Crash
- Andy Dick – Overdose
- Randy Quaid – Suicide
- Bret Michaels – Heart problems
- Ben Affleck – First celebrity kidnapped by Isis. Held for ransom and then beheaded.
- Val Kilmer – Cancer
- Phil Robertson – Murdered
- Heather Locklear – Car crash while drunk
- Shannen Doherty – Cancer
- Pamela Anderson – Killed at the same time as Julian Assange
- Mary-Kate Olson – Overdose
- Christopher Lloyd – Fall
- William Shatner – Natural Causes
- Jamie Farr – Natural Causes
- Tommy Chong – Stroke
- Roseanne Barr – Overdose
- Tim Curry – Stroke
- Hulk Hogan – Suicide
- Kenny Rogers – Natural Causes
- Kevin Spacey – Suicide
- O.J. Simpson – Murdered
- Corey Feldman – Suspicious Death
- John Goodman – Heart Attack
- Hillary Clinton – Pneumonia
- Johnny Depp – Overdose
- Dana White – Car Crash
- Due to multiple volcanic eruptions increasing the amount of sulfur there will be mandatory evacuations in Hawaii.
- Despite what we’ve been told troops will remain in Afghanistan and Iraq through 2019. However, we will pull all of our forces from Syria and allow the Russians to handle it.
- Someone will come up with indisputable proof that George H. W. Bush was involved in the JFK assassination.
- There will be a flu pandemic resulting in the deaths of 30 million people worldwide.
- There will be a mass shooting at an LGBT event in the United States. This particular shooting will be carried out by multiple assailants and become the largest mass shooting in United States history.
- This one is kind of obvious but “Avengers: Endgame” will be the highest grossing film for 2019. However, it will fall short of becoming the highest grossing film of all time probably ranking around number three.
- There will be a large outcry from fans about how disrespectful Carrie Fisher is written out of Star Wars: Episode IX.
- Robert Wagner will be criminally charged in the death of Natalie Wood. This will happen because Christopher Walken finds out he has a terminal disease and wants to get rid of the guilt of hiding this secret for so many years.
- Ben Affleck will be kidnapped and held for ransom.
- Apple will lose to Disney partnered with Google in a bidding war to acquire Netflix. Disney will come out on top.
- The average gas price in the United States will fall below two dollars per gallon and stay there for most of 2019.
- Amazon will purchase Lyft and have the drivers not only pick up passengers but also make Amazon Prime and Pantry deliveries.
- The stock market will rebound and hit record highs by May 1, 2019.
- By the end of 2019 bitcoin will be trading for around $24 per coin.
- Tesla motors will go bankrupt, but Space X will quadruple in value.
- Apple will receive the largest fine ever for one company due to bribery in the EU. This will cause their stock to fall to one-third of their closing rate in 2019.
- Melania Trump and Michelle Obama will work together and create an anti-bullying campaign. This campaign will cause Congress to pass several laws regarding cyberbullying.
- There will be record snowfalls across the world during the winter of 2019. We will even see snowfall in parts of the Middle East’s deserts.
- Pope Francis will resign in 2019 after releasing all of the Vatican records on known sex offenders in the Catholic Church.
- There will be an elaborate terrorist attack in New York City. It will start with a large vehicle mowing down pedestrians followed by terrorists dressed as police officers shooting people during the chaos following the first attack.
- Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation will be criminally charged after millions of deaths occur following people being administered an immunization. It will turn out that the immunization also carries an unapproved clinical trial drug.
*Disclaimer: this post is for entertainment purposes only and does not imply any of the predictions will come true, or there are any relations to any action by any person or company.